Why the _____s Hate the ____s
And now, the post that renders all other posts unnecessary: Gerber and Schwarz's timeless all purpose fill-in-the-blank list that explains why the ______s hate the ______s:
1. They stole our _______!
2. At the Battle of _______ in the _______ Century, they used unfair tactics to defeat us. We cannot rest until the souls of our dead are avenged.
3. Their religion is absurd. Offensive, really—did you know they actually believe __________? And they won't be happy until EVERYBODY believes it!
4. While it's not "politically correct" to say so, science has proven them to be _______.
It never ends...
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